So my computer is being a peice of poo and wont let me upload the coloured version. I dunno why maybe its the wrong file type maybe its corrupt maybe freewebs is just being crappy but whateer. Read this nice sketchy pen version till I fix it ok?
-Sarah
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-Sarah
Heys all! Yeah, Sarah caught food poisoning from sushi at the dance on Saturday and it was not cool. Also, isn't the last panel adorable in the creepiest way possible? I love it :) Also, post shout-out shout out to Chris who also helped advertise at A-thon. Sorry I didn't catch you on the first run-through!
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-Sarah
Yay awesome steam! And yay head portals. And hell yeah Animethon was awesome. It was great meeting all of those people and dancing like a psycho in steel toed boots. Also; BANANA!Yeah, I was the Cid with the banana, Sarah was the Saya covered in blood. Special thanks go out to the kitty cat L and Vivi from One Piece and Alex and Renee who helped pass out flyers at the con! You were awesome. Speaking of awesome, thanks to everyone for the great time this weekend, and I hope to see you all next year!
-Dave
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Yes yes the baron is lying in his scary circular library watching Wilson and Koi on his scary big tv thing. yes the baron is a bit of a creeper.......Also I don't know if you noticed (you color blind fools) (sorry to those who are legitimately color blind not just unobservant) The first panel is colored! this was an experiment. Don't get to used to it. I will be coloring my favorite panels because it's fun and good practice for me but for the most part pages will only be colored in the edition me and Dave are thinking of trying to get published some day...the copy where the art isn't sub-par and thrown together the morning it's posted....you know like good high class colored art. Hence why you should all buy a copy when it comes out.
-Sarah
I absolutely loved designing this page, I really did, mostly for that last panel; the Baron and his movie munchies, catching the late show with Koi and Wilson. Also, yes, it seems that Wilson was right, our friend the Baron does have a thing for Shakespeare. Also, you should see how amazing page 1 of the version that's eventually going to print looks. Holy smoking smokers, it's amazing and worthy of your praise and worship.
-Dave
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-Sarah
Ohhh dear. Yeah, the story just gets nuttier from here. This little bit of story arc is the relatively sane part before the plotline goes crazy! Also, you have all just witnessed why it is not recommended that you breed your video camera with your hamster.
-Dave
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YAY the evil knight is mostly dead! and YAY dave! who learned how to use photo-shop and finished half this page and YAY for photoshop that makes it easier to shade and YAY cause I got a new job!
-Sarah
Is that a dagger I see before me? Come, let me clutch thee. Yes, the Macbethian as he's referred to in my script type ramblings that pass for a storyline just killed the cactus who has my bum. Also, I'm proud that I can reference Macbeth and South Park in the same page. Oh, and by the way, Sarah just started a new job today! Yay Sarah! Unfortunately this means that until we figure out how to redistribute the work load in such a way that it doesn't end up slowly killing either of us we'll be dropping the Thursday update. Really sorry about that but there's not much we can do. You can expect art of a different style that we're trying, though, over the next few strips. I hope you enjoy!
-Dave
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f this page isn't quite up to par... Ican explain...I forgot it was tuesday so I woke up went OH SHIT UPDATES! and threw this together I'll fix it and add the text later when I don't halfta rush off to a job interview (wish me luck) but the demon knight says OUT DAMNED SPOT in panel 3 and Koi says great a macbethian knight ....oh well in panel 6.
Sorry about the crappy excuse
-Sarah
Yeap... This page is a lot better with the text, which will hopefully be up very soon. Keep an eye out!
-Dave
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There is a curse, and it is said, "May you live in interesting times."
A wise man once said, "If you can't remember it, write it on your hand."
I said around 2pm, "Wow, that is a giant stuffed banana."
-Dave
Wowwie wowwie wow wow wow pages look so much more put together when they're computerised don't you think? Well I'm happy with it at any rate. So guys and dolls if you notice the site is slightly different looking....it's cause dave broke it and I pretty much changed everything to fix it... which worked pretty well except then I had to put it all back....and didn'.
-Sarah
Indeed, sexy new colouring/shading is sexy. And yes, folks, I broke the page layout for about an hour recently by accident. Complete accident. I literally did the impossible to do it. Doesn't even make much sense what happened.... Anyway, we'll be getting into a slightly different art style next page. Stay tuned!
-Dave
Page 12 page 12 hereye hereye! if you haven't noticed im am starting to go through and computer shade the arts! so it will loook more fantastic an hopefully pro - awesome incase we ever decide to publish in which case you should buy the book. Tell your friends.
-Sarah
In other news, we're sorta kind featured on the front page of Google! Yaaaay! Our The Webcomics list profile is on the bottom of the first page of a google search for Super Reality Television. This seems like a good time for applause, I think. *triggers laugh reel's applause button*
Also, yes, the cactus man's butt is jiggly.
-Dave
Yes Cactus man has Dave's butt.
-Sarah
Except my butt does not jiggle.
-Dave
Poked 11 times and no response. Poor Koi. Passing out drunk is an awful thing to do. Hey maybe I'll steal one of those beers while Wilson is in his head. Lalalala...
-Gasmine
Wow.. Is anyone else reminded of Potter Puppet Pals and bothering Snape? Except.. it's.. Wilson... and he's poking a passed out drunk Koi... who is going to have his bio snippet updated once we find him actually conscious.. ish. Technically conscious. Anyway, now that Wilson is in Koi's head he can really start bothering... Muhuhahaha!!
-Dave
Muwahahahahahahhahahahahaha nothing else today
-Sarah
Yes, the moment did call for that.
-Dave
ey page 10. We're back on the usually 3 day a week schedule! If you don't know what days those are check the calender (<--- see left) anyway Wilson seems to be having an issue in hell and soon he will be in charge of baby-sitting his own little super hero while the sins play games with the lot of them. it will be exciting. oops spoilers....anyway Dave may or may not comment today he's in *shudder* Calgary....sorry calgaryians all you've got is the zoo and the Chinese food place :)
-Sarah
P.S. Dave if you read this I need the next piece to draw.... my computer ate it also I hope you like
your make-over
-Sarah
Heh, oh dear.. I swear I go away to Calgary for two days and people are making me over... With really really bad hair. Aaanyway, yeah, page ten of goodness knows how many. We'll be starting on some of the really important character development now in a page or three, and I'm really looking forward to it. Also, still looking for a font that I like for the Baron.. But that's a whole other story. Lates!
-Dave
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Page 4 finally sorry about the wait and the fact the qualitys a little off. I am currently without scanner and on vacation but I will try to get the next pages up and the quality better in short order :)
- Sarah
That's page 4! Things are starting to look grim for our crazy gun nut-er-I-mean hero. Short on bullets and with bad guys to spare, will he make it to his goal alive? You'll all find out soon.
Also, page 4 will be re-released in a higher image quality relatively soon ;)
Oh, and after this page we'll be settling into a schedule of three updates per week, on Tuesday, thursday, and Saturday.
-Dave
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So Page 3! wow I've been whipping these out like crazy. (I hope the art's not going down hill) I realize the first bit is confusing as you have no background info but trust me it'll get really good soon.!
-Sarah
Okay, a couple things, the janitor was armed because.. I giggle at the thought of a badass armed janitor? And yes, that is Wilson poking his corpse with a broom.. *has a small giggle fit*
Also, I'm going to laugh at Sarah for mentioning that she's whipping something out.
-Dave
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Page 2~?! Wow this comic is going by fast already. It was just yesterday when I saw the 1st page. The site is growing up! Woo. The fun has just begun~ Well, as seeing the fact that this comic is kicking off with a bloody start, I have to say that THIS IS SPARTA! (Couldn't help it). 300 guys fighting an army of Persians while wearing funny clothes just sounds like a bloody mess! It ended that way too! I mean they did take Leonidas's head and stick it on a pole. Okay, enough history lessons. And in later news, Sarah was spotted nibbling on soybean Pocky and Dave was elsewhere. (I think he was in the land of unicorns...)
-Gasmine☆
Page 2! aren't you excited!? it can only get more exciting from here! just wait till this whole omic goes to hell! you'll love it! (I may have said to much) Enjoy the read! Also please comment in the box at the bottom! we'd love to hear from you! Also please subscribe under contact us to receive special info and updates.
-Sarah
*Poke* Sarah, don't go giving away too much just yet, we've barely just begun to tell this story. No sense in spoiling it (spoilers-will-be-consumed-by-fire) for the readers! But yes, things are really about to start heating up for Wilson! Oh yes, and to read past strips, you'll want to go to the Archive page.
-Dave
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Hey Guys! The first page is up! if you're just starting to read please stay! I know this page is a little bloody but we need to kill everyone before the story can get into full swing so just bear with us, There should be more up in a few days. If you have any comments or ideas please send them to superrealitytv@gmail.com
Thanx all :)
-Sarah
It's true, this is all super important crazy stuff, it gets more awesome and twisted from here, Stay tuned!
-Dave
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