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Infomercial Zombies

There is a very good reason that Dave generally speaking, isn't allowed near energy drinks, this is what happened when he heard that Billy Mays had died from a friend over msn. We don't know if Dave was serious or not... Either way this does not bode well for the universe.

Nick says:

Billy Mays is dead!

Dave says:

What??

Moreover, who??

Nick says:

The oxiclean guy... orange glo, mighty putty, the hercules hook

did tons of infomercials

Dave says:

Oxiclean man is dead??

But who will peddle ridiculously overhyped product now?

Nick says:

dunno,

not Vince, he got arrested for beating up a hooker

the shamwow guy

Dave says:

Ahh

Damn

We're going to have to start relying on D-List comedians again for our infomercials

Oh shit, Cathy Griffin!

She does not need more air time

Nick says:

eeh....

Dave says:

Quickly, we must learn necromancy and revive Zombie Billy Mays!

Nick says:

I don't think thats possible Dave

Dave says:

Anything's possible when you've had three monsters and not yet found a suitable outlet

Nick says:

wha...

crazy Dave

Dave says:

Always

Electrosexuals? Are they walking among us?

At three in the morning everything is just a little "different" in this case it's the conversations. Check out this funny little bit that cropped up between Superrealitys wonderfull producer Dave and his pal Deanna. It explains alot of the mental state of our team.

Deanna says:

Denying my logic ends in rape ):<

Dave says:

The lightning defies your logic.

Deanna says:

D.< THAN IT SHALL SUFFER

Dave says:

Weeellll fuck it

Deanna says:

I will not D.<

Dave says:

Good, I wouldn't want to fuck lightning either It'd be all burny and tingley and electrocutioney

Deanna says:

Nope )8

Dave says:

And can you imagine what sort of diseases lightning could catch? I mean really, who the hell's going to believe you have an electroSTD

Deanna says:

Oh man. I would hate to get one D.<

Dave says:

And there's just so much stigma around electrosexuality lately, it almost makes one wonder if it's worth it

Deanna says:

It's not Trust me it's Painful, and not the good kind

Dave says:

Damn... And here I was thinking of getting a boltfriend just to see what all the fuss was about

Deanna says:

Yeah )8. It was very disappointing Once was enough, I tell ya

Dave says:

Well so far nobody I've asked has been tapped by the same bolt twice

Deanna says:

I completely understand why

Dave says:

Yeah, most people learn their lesson after one relationship like that

Deanna says:

Yeah...Kinda one that revolves around one thing and that one thing, they do a crappy job

Dave says:

So really, it's best to leave the electrosex to the electric

Deanna says:

Definitely, definitely

Dave says:

.... Deanna, I have a question

Deanna says:

Shoot

Dave says:

What the fuck are we smoking?

says: Deanna

No idea But I'm glad we are 83

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